You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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