so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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