Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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