so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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