ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
