32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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