I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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