I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
