people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
