I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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