well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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