I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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