Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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