Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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