it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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