ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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