hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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