I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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