I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
