They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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