I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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