so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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