Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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