Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
