your thong is hanging out like whoa
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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