Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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