i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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