it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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