Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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