I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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