I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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