i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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