You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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