drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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