Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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