I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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