I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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