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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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