He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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