just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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