just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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