How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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