im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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