ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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