What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
