no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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