His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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