Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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