Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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