It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
