Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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