can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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