i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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