So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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