I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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