Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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