Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
