Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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