what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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